i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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