what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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