How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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