The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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