I'm eating all of the evidence.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I would fuck him just for his dog
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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