You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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