12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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