i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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