guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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