I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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