Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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