A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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