I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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