I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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