these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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