Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
