Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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