my vag is so smooth its legendary
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
operation harelip BJ is a go
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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