Cold hands, warm shart.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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