I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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