oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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