perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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