great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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