Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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