and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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