windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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