It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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