we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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