so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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