Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
time to smoke my breakfast
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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