Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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