ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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