all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just found a bag of teeth...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
