I'm drive I can fine osifer
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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