I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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