I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Girls should come with a carfax report
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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