After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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