if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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