I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
two words: eviction party
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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