Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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