dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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