So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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