i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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