Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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