if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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