So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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