Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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