There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This gyro tastes like lonliness
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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