What a fucking waste of an outfit
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So vagazzling was a success
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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