you guys were way drunker than both of me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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