I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
