Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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