I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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