Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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